I have to admit I look pretty darn frazzled in this video. And yes I’m gulping down red wine at the beginning, this is because it’s my destiny. Also it’s because I finished work looking like this earlier:
But enough of that, you want to see my mouth moving with words tumbling out in the most incoherent of ways… right? Ah, you want this then:
Six Sentences can be found here with all the info and gubbins is you would like to send some material to them also.
My first ever piece, “Cheers Mother” will be posted up on Wednesday 29th July and my second piece, “Cigarettes and Ice-Cream” will be debuting on Tuesday 11th August.
I’m well excited 
Here I be, tired and slightly zoned out gawping at my own reflection. I present to you, The One, The Only… Katie Fluffy Head McCullough!
(Please insert your pathetic excuse of a drumroll here, possibly a whimper too)
Completely forgot to say congratulations to Lucy Vee and Michelle Goode for getting a second reading on their CBBC scripts, you are the envy of the uninformed masses that also entered the competition. These two ladies are obviously hot stuff and I know that Michelle is going to be developing her script further so whatever these scripts turn into, good luckems to both of you.
My Lovely Boss gave me a good ol’ talking to about agents. I should be looking for one. When I find one I’ll let you know… it could be some time. Which reminds me I now have business cards courtesy of moo.com and shall be passing them out at any given opportunity in one hand whilst the other cradles a cold, cold gin. Once more for those at the back:
Once again the video cuts of (or so I think it did). But basically I was rambling about how we all find out this Friday whose made it through the first cull of the CBBC entries for the Masterclass at the arse end of this month. Good luck to all my fellow Twitterers who have entered, wouldn’t it be great to get a healthy smattering of us in there!
Also this month I’m going to BUG at the Southbank which is an ace night dedicated to music videos and curated by the genius that is Adam Buxton. For anyone whose interested in decent, different and generally rather kickass music videos get yourself down there. It’s every other month and sells out quick but it’s well worth it. I missed the last one but this time there’s no stopping me.
Can’t remember if I mentioned it before the video cut out but Alice in Wonderland is being performed this month so if anyone has booked to come and see (or is indeed in the area) let me know so I can bob my head up and come and mumble hallo at you.
Other exciting things that have happened to me this month (well, possibly stretching back to last month seeing as we’ve taken a fresh step into a new one) have included booking tickets to go see Spiritualized, Grizzly Bear and Cinematic Orchestra. All of which make me cream myself with pure excitement. I’ve seen both Spiritualized and Cinematic Orchestra on many occasions but who cares, they’re flipping ace. Also wrote a piece about lusting after Shannyn Sossamon for a fellow Twitterer for a zine. That was extremely fun to do. Now got to crack on with my 15min play for the Offcut Festival and then I can crack on with the short story competitions I mentioned.
Can’t remember what else I had to tell you except I love it when you do that thing, yeah that thing. You look real hot when you do it. Just so you know.
Latoirs tiddleypeeps.
